in general Calling Out Girls On Being Bad Feminists is not a job for men to do
I thought our relationship would forever be changed by the way I left. I thought that we would never be able to make eye-contact. But suddenly, we have this breakthrough and I realize that you are not the same person you were three years ago, neither am I. I am just so grateful you are my mother and I love you so much.
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco